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Alucard and Kaname laugh by DevilWillPay10 Alucard and Kaname laugh by DevilWillPay10
-I'm just saying. Just saying- that's all.
4000 views for Twilight Amuses Alucard- you guys are great.
Sorry these characters all look terrible haha- just a speedy humoring...
Ok, so I know I've talked about people who do art making fun of stuff, but I couldn't help it. I just read New Moon, and was completely underwhelmed. And Edward was worth a crap in that novel- I'm sorry- he's lame in that book. So I had to make fun of him. Beside- it's begging to be done- just get yourself a good mental picture of it. The Twilight movie did it to me- they showed Edward eating deer instead of manly tough mountain lions or bears, so lame points were added... Especially when he's so melodramatic and angsty about it. At least Alucard and Kaname have more rational and gentlemanly ways of substanance. I mean, come on... Anywho- Alucard has his blood packet provided by the British Govt, and Kaname has his drink and blood tablets... And they're both so sharply dressed. Edward better step his game up.
My fanboy personally thinks Alucard and Kaname hanging out would be awesome...
Bambi copyright Disney, Edward copyright Steph Meyer, Alucard copyright Hellsing by whoever, Kaname copyright of Vampire Knight- copyright of whoever. Enjoy.
-And for you Twilight Amuses Alucard fans, this isn't the big followup treat I was talking about, sorry. This is just filler.
Twilight fans- don't hate me...
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Melacollina Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Edward is a monster. He killed Bambi!
b3467545578 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Student Writer
coooll :D
crypto456 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
nice work
I-Iz-A-Vampire--rawr Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lmao I always imagined what it would be like if Alucard and Kaname met
Carmine777 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh, Bambi. Too bad you are born in this unmerciful world.
Darkened-Innocence Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student General Artist
HE KILLED BAMBI!!!! WHY???? BAMBI DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE!! (Sobs in corner quietly) I hope you kill that bastard alucard.
Greninjastorm Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013
I also hate twilight because of the animal cruelty shown in the movie
mdthorn Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
the count from sesame street is more badass then edward cullen
miyuyamano666 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
ALUCARD RULEZ!! haha :squee:
JojoKathi Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
poor Bambi! T_T
He didn't deverse that D:
Snowflower--Chan00 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012   Writer
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!! You are epic. :D Please make more Hellsing is better than Twilight comics. :D XD. I love them. ^^ Alucard! <3 FTW!!!!
Kuriako-chan Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i love how alucard just states the obvious then then kiname takes the long way lol
MelloSutcliffe Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012
Even Kaname is cooler than Edward.

And Alucard is so much better than Eddie in every possible way; so much more that words cannot express it.
LocoRoco143 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You die Edward
GoldenGirl954 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012
Lol :D
misshorrer Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012  Student Writer
hetalialover345 Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
bambi killer
GabrielRaven Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012   Writer
When Edwards vampire "traits" were explained to me for the first time, my response was EXACTLY like Alucard.
akatsukigirl44 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
'Hehehe, idiot.' was my reaction too.
AutobotJinx13 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Hobbyist
LOL XD this is so funny an true! I don't care much for Twilight bt I LUV Hellsing Alucard :)
Kyouningyou Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012  Hobbyist
SAVE BAMBI!! *Shoots Edward 37 times in the chest.*
SuPaLlAmA345 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011
Neko-Chan333 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol i love Alucard's response XD
SerasVictoria12 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ahaha! edward and monster, i just could laugh
yoanna-chan Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011
Aw! Poor Bambi! Edward should kill himself for that.... hahahah
Why Kaname? i understand Alucard cause hes a bad ass but...Kaname is just some girly sojou vampire.
Lord-Azeran Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
actually, if you read the manga, Kaname is quite badass. He has a plethora of powers that put him at the top of the food chain, which create a dangerous blend when combined with his charisma and beauty. Plus, he's one of the most ancient of vampires, and a pureblood to boot.

'course, since Hellsing and Vampire Knight are two totally different series, it's hard to judge on bad-assery levels. :)
i like shojou...but i didn't like vampire knight. You can try as hard as you want to too convince me that Kaname is a bad ass but if you put a romance girly manga vampire next to Alucard the king of vampires your going to question why hes even next to Alucard. all respect to the artist and the art :)
masaruten Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011
and yet he's still a more believeable vampire than Edward, I think that was the point the artist was trying to make.

And if not, that's how I see it. you hear that Edward? Even SHOUJO Vampires mock you!
hyperdarkspinesonic2 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011
:) actually thats a good point, i find that kind of funny how you put it lolz your cool xD i like you lolz :) but i think...its a little much putting a shoujo vampire right next to the King of Vampires.
masaruten Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011
I don't think they're really on the same level, but Kaname is supposed to be pretty powerful (Shoujo terms) in his series (even other purebloods bow to him).

I think he's just standing by Alucard because it gives the best sneer height from which to mock Twilight Vamps. Mind you, you could be burning in hell and you could STILL manage to look down on them.
Nekozawa-sempie Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011
egamflow Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
comment for u... twilight freaks!... whats the different between killing a human 2 survive (aka alucard) and killing a animal to survive... you know what? nothing! thats what your killing a "inferor" creature to you! in this case vamprie to human and um sparkling freaks to animals... wait my bad animals r surpiorier!
IllegalSympathy Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
although i do not support twilight, i suggest thinking how much of a serial killer you sound there and to use spell check. Thanks
egamflow Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011
sorry bout the bad spelling but im no serial killer... as much as id like to kill 3 certain some ones... there not worth going 2 jail... i will b caught if i killed someone the only question is how long... and plus i dout human would taste good and being a canabal just does not appeal 2 me...
Sofia6 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2011
hahaah love it:D alucard and kaname are the best :D
i like twilight but edward as a vampire is a joke FOR ME (soe dont hate me too)
knightlyone Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
is he holding a blood transfusion bag with a straw sticking out of it...
gijinkalove Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011
lol i love it! i like it where edward is holding bambies decapitated leg and says how hes a monster. me eating chicken is more horrific lol.

its true alucard and kaname a REAL vampires
peace777 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Student General Artist
awww twighlight a comedic sport to real vampires
Kaoskid1 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
See Edward, these two are real f*cking vampires, not blood drinking fairies.

I mean mythical fairies, but take it either way.
emo-princess2011 Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I like there reactions. Funny comic good job. :giggle:
alucardsbalance Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2011   Writer
TayaKuran Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
now we know who killed Bambie's mother... heartless s.o.b.
Stampica Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011
No Bambie :cries: Alucard go get rid of Edward.
animeloverforever102 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
this is classic right here!
roamerfromaofw Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011
:ohnoes: :iconnuuplz: Bambiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
SeikoTaijiya Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Nyxnightroad Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010  Student Writer
I kid...

But, Alucard looks badass. Just sort of like, "-slurp- Huh? Were you being emo or something? Do I have to shoot you?"
crazyman67 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Why in the hell would you put ALUCARD from HELLSING, next to KANAME from VAMPIRE KNIGHT. That Shojo Beat fairy is the manga/anime equivalent of Edward. They are NOTHING compared to a being like ALUCARD. He's a GOD. He's a NIGHTMARE. It is he alone who can swallow an ocean of blood. He alone who can spit in God's face without fear! Releasing Cromwell Restrictions to level 3, 2, 1, requesting permission to release level Zero. Permission granted. Cromwell Restrictions shall remain unlocked until both targets have been erased from existance! I's like a kitten judging a really gay kitten, while standing next to a two-headed tiger, or more likely, a HELL HOUND!
L4EREN Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha oh dear.
I love Alucard, he's a kick ass vampire :)
Kaname is also nice, I really like Vampire Knight, although I like Zero more.
But Zero is also to effete, but he's looking more hot ^^
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